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Rude Jokes - 3
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- You are soooo uglyyou are soooo ugly that when you walked through a haunted house you came out with a application.
- Your teeth are so yellowyour teeth are so yellow you got a job at the movies spitting on popcorn.
- Flying CondomWhy did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!
- Little Johnny goes to ChurchLittle Johnny was having dinner with his parents when they started to fight. The dad called mom a bitch and the mom called dad an asshole. The next sunday it was time for them to go to church. Little
- You smell so badYou smell so bad that if there were ass scented air freshiners your face would be on them
- A good rubA frustrated woman paid a visit to a sex counsellor for any advice on how to get her husbands attention more. The counsellor suggested for her to wash her husbands car. Puzzled, the woman asked wh
- Favorite fruit my assonce there was three men named bob john & ed. they all heard about this one hot farmer daughter and decided to sneak in at night time. they all accedentaly made a whole bunch of noise. the farmers dau
- Favorite fruit my assonce there was three men named bob john & ed. they all heard about this one hot farmer daughter and decided to sneak in at night time. they all accedentaly made a whole bunch of noise. the farmers dau
- Stupid sonthere was once a mum dad and a litlle boy now they had guest coming round so the mum was putting lipstick on and she said shit so the little boy said "mum what does shit mean" so the mum goes "go
- Blow jobwhy is it better for a woman to give a blow job because its easier to drink a teaspoon of cream than it is to lick a dead fish for 20 minuites