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- FriendsQ: Why are gay guys never lonely? A: They have friends up the ass.
- Princess Diana alive?!Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive? A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!
- FartsQ: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
- Elton JohnWhy did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis? Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!
- The woman on the bus.A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!" In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rea
- Helen Keller's BabyWhy didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby? She could find it!
- Another Dog With No LegsQ: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!
- Whats the difference...Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?. A 12-pack of beer!
- No Legs, DitchWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch? Phil.
- No legs cold.What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator? CHUCK.