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- Blowing Chunks!Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!" And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "B
- Oh Baby!A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
- Bad Catholic JokeThree men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are th
- Horny Nurses!3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection. The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it. The s
- What is Green, Slimy...What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Dick
- Shooting BlanksI like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.
- The camping trip.Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day
- Can\'t do itA famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience. One night he had just begun the wow fin
- Apples for sale...A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $ 5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and s
- Penis holdingAn old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. "To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no long