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Rude Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- The VoododickA man walked into a sex shop and asked" I would like the best viabrator you have got. The man behind the counter replys" i have just what your looking for" and dashes behind the counter. He hops back
- Yo mama so dirtyyo mama so dirty, I tried to have phone sex with her and got an ear infection
- What is the Difference between...Q:What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? A:You can unscrew a lightbulb.
- Rude FeminestWhat Do You Call A Women Reading A Blank Sheet of Paper? * * * * * scroll A Women Reading Her Rights
- Porkchopsyour so ugly your mom had to tye a porkchop on your neck so the dog would play with you
- wats red bumpy and itchy ?cunt rash do u get it ?yes so u do get cunt rash
- Dirty mindedWhat goes in dry and hard and comes out wet and sticky? chewing gum i know what u were thinking u sick minded son of a b***h
- Dirty Police JokeWhat do you call a female policewoman who shaves her pussy? A. Cuntstubble
- Hard and Drywhat goes in hard and comes out wet and sticky? Chewing gum i know what u were thinking u m****r f****r
- Women and kfcQ why are women like kfc A because once your finished with the breasts and once your finished with the thighs all your left with is the greasy box