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Insults Jokes
307 Jokes on 31 Pages
- UglyI'm fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight!
- You're so ugly...You're so ugly you make blind kids cry!
- UgLyYou're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!
- Behind BackYou're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!
- You're so stupid........FAXYou're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it
- You're So PoorYou're so poor I went in your front door and came out the back.
- Be ComfortableWhy don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.
- TwinkiesI haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
- Polite Ways of Putting itSome useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day. 1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. 3. A room
- dinner timeYou are so poor that when you went up to your mom and asked her what you were having for dinner, she opened up her legs and said,"Tuna!"