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Funny Jokes
28 Jokes on 3 Pages
- Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said
- Underwear is Important!Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only t
- Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like ChristmasTop Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minu
- How to Get A Good Night SleepBy the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or j
- WelfareA guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counte
- Do you like my new jacket?Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
- never forget a faceI never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!
- face like a million dollarsYou've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
- trip from beauty parlorI've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
- pretty little headShe has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.