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Crazy Jokes
27 Jokes on 3 Pages
- The snooker playerQ. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? A. To pot the brown.
- Jack the ripperQ. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
- ha i made a funnyQ: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Hey, get out of my son!
- BoomerangQ. How do you get rid of a boomerang? A: Throw it down a one way street.
- ScabsThis guy is having sex with a hooker and he says, "You're so dry." The hooker replies, "Give me two minutes." Two minutes later she comes back and they continue. The man says, "That's much bette
- a cowThis right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say. Q: What did the Cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didn't? A: "Chicken!"
- Snoop DoggWhy Did Snoop Dogg Carry an Umbrella???? Fo Drizzal
- chapped lipsDid you hear about the girl who didn't wear underwear in the winter? She got chapped lips!
- OceansWhat did the Pacific ocean so to the Atlantic ocean? They didn't say anything... they just waved. jokes
- Iowa SuckzThree guys are riding horses. 1 Minnesota man, 1 Iowa man, and 1 Texas man. Along the way the guy from texas takes out a bottle of wine, takes 1 sip throws it in the air, draws his pistol and sh