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Children Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Our bright childhood...10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"
- A six year old comes crying...A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later,
- Little Johnny's mother decided to give...Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. The teacher walked over and r
- A little boy was excited about his first day at school...A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom. So he raised his han
- Silly superstitionSay, how old are you anyway ? the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce an
- How do you make a gay baby cry?How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
- A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor. "Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber. "Don't be so
- A poor little girl was begging in the street...A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, give me some money for a fix." The man answers, astonished, "Good heavens! But, how old are you,little