Entertainment Jokes - 4
72 Jokes on 8 Pages
- Tale of The Three BearsIt's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It's empty! "Who's been
- Change in TraditionA few years prior to the Gulf War, Barbara Walters filed a report on gender roles in Kuwait. In the report, Barbara noted that, in traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily walked approximately t
- Talk Show AuditionA young man was attending an audition being held for potential guests on a TV talk show. "What is it that you do?" the show's producer asked the young man. "I imitate birds," the young man proudly r
- Pepsi and Britney SpearsWhat do Pepsi and Britney Spears have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . Both come with plastic jugs.
- Top Ten Summer Camps To Not Send Your Kids To10. Tommy Lee's ... ... Camp Kickachickee 9. Lorena Bobbit's ... ... Camp Cutaweewee 8. Tanya Harding's ... ... Camp Wackaneenee 7. Kenneth Star's ... ... Camp Catchacrookee 6. Louis Farakahn's ..
- Snow WhiteWhy did Snow White get thrown out of Storyland? . . . . . . . . . . . She got caught sitting on Pinocchio's face, shouting "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
- Arnold, Madonna and the PopeArnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses his. What is it? . . . . . . . . . . . A last name.
- Spielberg's Latest ProjectSteven Spielberg was filming his latest movie deep in the heart of the Amazon rain forest. The costs involved in transporting the multitude of movie making equipment to the site were immense. On top o
- Movie PianistAn aspiring pianist was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed, he inquired as to when and where he would be able to see the film. Sheepishly, the produced confessed tha
- Proctology Student's DiscoveryHoping to get a little practice in before final exams, a proctology student is in the morgue. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He removes the sheet covering the body and, much