Entertainment Jokes
72 Jokes on 8 Pages
- Kiss without touching lipsJohn said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossib
- Forest Gump Arrives in HeavenForest Gump dies and goes to Heaven where St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates are closed so Forest approaches the gateskeeper. "Forest, it's good to see you," St. Peter says.
- Famous Celebrity Quotes"Ah, yes, divorce., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae
- Mickey's DivorceAs Mickey and Minnie were before the judge in divorce court, the judge looked at Mickey and said, "Listen here, Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie." "But why not, Your Honor?" a stun
- Is That Your Final Answer?Jack arrived home late one night and his wife was already in bed. Cuddling up to her, he asked, "Honey, would you like to make love?" "No," she replied. "Is that your final answer?" he asked. "Yes,
- First Curse WordsWhat were the first curse words spoken on television? . . . . . . . . . . . Ward, you know you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night.
- Pamela Anderson's BreastsWhat's the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts called? . . . . . . . . . . . Silicon Valley
- Britney Spears/BarbieWhat do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . Both are brainless, blonde and constructed out of plastic.
- Vanna WhiteWhy is it so difficult to replace Vanna White? . . . . . . . . . . . They can't find another blonde who knows the entire alphabet.
- Dolly Parton's KidsHow do you know which kids in the playground are Dolly Parton's? . . . . . . . . . . . They're the ones with the stretch marks around their lips.