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Music Jokes
201 Jokes on 21 Pages
- Violin jokeQ: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? A: Put it in a viola case.
- Violin jokeHere is your punishment"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the ma
- Clarinet jokeQ: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicap zones.
- Guitar jokeQ: What's the definition of a minor second? A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
- Music jokeQ: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
- Harpsichord jokeThe late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".
- Saxophone jokeQ: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you
- Piano jokeQ: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
- English horn jokeQ: What's the name of a good English horn player? A: I'll tell you when I meet one.
- Banjo jokeQ: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's no