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Media Jokes
120 Jokes on 12 Pages
- True Newspaper Headlines...OY!Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995 Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Real quotes from real people!"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" -- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
- The Marv Albert SongWalkin' Round in Women's Underwear (to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland") Lacy things - the wife is missin, Didn't ask - her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose,
- Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month. He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles. You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob". He refers to Klingons as "Critters". H
- Cinderella and AlanCinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for com
- Thoughts From Women...Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. * Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyeb
- Martha Stewart vs MeMartha Stewart vs Me... Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pe
- 13 Things Films Have Taught Us1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will n
- Quiz ShowJane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over he
- INVESTMENT ALERT!Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for