Entertainment Jokes - 7
72 Jokes on 8 Pages
- The Big Bad WolfLittle Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. Stopping, she says, "My, Mr. Wolf, what big eyes you have." The startled wolf jumps up and
- Bank LoanA frog enters a bank and walks up to an accountant. The accountant's name is Patricia Whack. The frog says, "Patty Whack, I would like to get a loan." "What's your name?" she asks. "You don't know
- Attending The BalletA mother took her six-year old daughter to the ballet. This was the first time the little girl had ever seen a ballet and she watched wide-eyed as the ballerinas pranced around the stage on their toes
- Talk Show AuditionA young man was attending an audition being held for potential guests on a TV talk show. "What is it that you do?" the show's producer asked the young man. "I imitate birds," the young man proudly r
- The Seven Dwarfs Visit The VaticanThe Seven Dwarfs are visiting the Vatican and because they are "The Seven Dwarfs," they get ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. The Pope says, "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?" Do
- Heat ExhaustionOne hot, dusty day, the Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town and head for the first saloon they see, where they tie up their trusty steeds and go in for a cold one. Some time later, a stranger enters
- Movie PianistAn aspiring pianist was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed, he inquired as to when and where he would be able to see the film. Sheepishly, the produced confessed tha
- Snow WhiteWhy did Snow White get thrown out of Storyland? . . . . . . . . . . . She got caught sitting on Pinocchio's face, shouting "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
- Golden Oldies Re-releasedEspecially for all Baby Boomers, many of the most popular Golden Oldies have been re-released. The following collection of favorites can be found on a new album called 'Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heat
- Spielberg's Latest ProjectSteven Spielberg was filming his latest movie deep in the heart of the Amazon rain forest. The costs involved in transporting the multitude of movie making equipment to the site were immense. On top o