Entertainment Jokes - 6
72 Jokes on 8 Pages
- A Chance To Shine AgainA man who was once a great actor found he had a serious problem, he could no longer remember his lines. After many years of searching, he finally found a theatre where they were willing to give him a
- Captain HookHow did Captain Hook die? . . . . . . . . . . . He used the wrong hand to wipe his bum!
- Three Little Pigs Dine OutThe Three Little Pigs are out for dinner one night and the waiter is taking their drink order. "I'd like a Pepsi," says the first little piggie. "I'd like a Ginger Ale," says the second little piggi
- Price IncreasesFor the first time in many years, an old man living in a rural town decided to go to the city to see a movie. After purchasing his ticket, he stopped by the concession stand to buy some popcorn. Handi
- Proctology Student's DiscoveryHoping to get a little practice in before final exams, a proctology student is in the morgue. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He removes the sheet covering the body and, much
- Weight Loss ProgramA fellow is ordered by his doctor to lose a minimum of 75 pounds because of the serious health risks involved with being so overweight. Baffled as to how on earth he was ever going to be able to accom
- The Energizer BunnyThe world was shocked and saddened this morning, to learn of the death of the Energizer Bunny. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, 'Pinkie', as he was known t
- In Line To See SantaA little girl is waiting in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up onto Santa's lap and Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" "I'd like a Barbie and a G.I.
- TiggerWhy was Tigger looking in the toilet? . . . . . . . . . . . He was looking for Pooh.
- Tarzan's New PartsTarzan got into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa and, while the lion was defeated, it did manage to destroy Tarzan's eye and rip off his arm and his dick. Needless to say, Tarzan's j