Entertainment Jokes - 3
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- Why Star Wars Is Better Than TitanicTitanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Sure, Leo can dance, but c
- Prince and the PrincessThere once was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. He could, however, save up the wor
- Dolly Parton FaintedHow many men did it take to carry Dolly Parton off stage when she fainted? . . . . . . . . . . . Four ---- two abreast.
- BarbieWhat's the difference between Barbie and Divorce Barbie? . . . . . . . . . . . Divorce Barbie comes with all Ken's belongings.
- Mike TysonWhat's the name of the beer invented by Mike Tyson? . . . . . . . . . . . Nick-a-Lobe.
- Tarzan's Last WordsWhat were Tarzan's last words? . . . . . . . . . . . Who greased the viiiiiiiiiiiiine?
- Wooden DickWhen did Pinocchio realize he had a wooden dick? . . . . . . . . . . . When his hand caught on fire.
- Celebrity Names With a TwistIf Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd then become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Ivana Tr
- Spielberg's New ProjectSteven Spielberg was discussing his newest project - an action docudrama about famous composers, starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger we
- Top Iraqi Television ShowsHere are some of the most popular television shows airing in Iraq: Husseinfeld Suddenly Sanctions U.S. Military Secrets Revealed Wheel of Fortune and Terror The Price Is Right If Suddam Says