Entertainment Jokes - 2
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- SupermanTouring over the town one night, Superman looked down and saw Wonder Woman laying on the beach stark naked. "Finally," he thought to himself, "here's my chance with the woman of my dreams." He zoome
- O.J. Trial According To Dr. SeussI did not kill my pretty wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night I took a cab, then took a fligh
- Martha's Christmas Letter to ErmaHi Erma, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to fill you in on what I've been up to. Since it snowed during the night, I got up early and made a sled out of old barn w
- Pinnochio's Problem Is SolvedOne evening Pinnochio's girlfriend turned to him and complained, "Pinnochio! This really stinks. Every time we make love, I end up with splinters." The next day Pinnochio went straight to Gepetto to
- Things We Learn From MoviesA detective can only solve a case after he's been suspended from duty. Should you ever decide to defuse a bomb, there's no need to worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. All
- Tarzan's WayJane met Tarzan in the jungle and found she was very attracted to him. While asking him questions about his life, she asked how he managed for sex. "What's sex?" asked a confused Tarzan. She explain
- Holmes and WatsonSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were away on a camping trip. After a nice meal and a good bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and fell asleep. A few hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his fr
- Pillsbury DoughboyThe Pillsbury Doughboy, veteran spokesman for Pillsbury, died recently of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to his belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in one of the lar
- Why Star Wars Is Better Than TitanicTitanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Sure, Leo can dance, but c
- Prince and the PrincessThere once was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. He could, however, save up the wor