Jokes - 9
- Deaf GynecologistHave you heard about the deaf gynecologist? . . . . . . . . . . . He had to learn to lip read!
- Problems With His ProstateCharlie is sitting in the doctor's waiting room, when George, a causal acquaintance, walks in and sits next to him. "W w what are yy you dd doing hh here?" George asks. "I'm waiting to see the docto
- Three Times A WeekAn elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. Embarras
- Patient's StatusA Jewish woman called Mount Sinai Hospital and said, "Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is getting bette
- Kiss Me, Doc!A woman is in her doctor's office and suddenly yells out, "Kiss me, doc, kiss me!" The doctor looks at her and quietly replies, "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you." Several minutes later,
- The First MomThe first Jewish President of the United States phones his mother in Queens and invites her to come down for Thanksgiving. She says, "I'd love to, but it's too much trouble. I mean, I have to get a ca
- Elaborate FuneralA cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled insid
- Breast ObsessionA man was obsessed with women's breasts, so he went to a psychologist and told him his problem. "Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say the first th
- Overdue AppointmentTroy had finally made it to his doctor's office for a long overdue appointment. "Well, Troy," the scowling doctor said, "I see you're well over a month late for your appointment. Don't you realize th
- Only One ComplaintAfter examining his seventy-five year old patient, the doctor said, "You're in remarkable shape for a man your age." "Yes, I know," said the old gentleman. "I have only one complaint. My sex drive is