Jokes - 6
- After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"Cancer: "When are we getting married?"Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"Virgo: "I need to wash the shee
- A Mechanic and a DoctorA mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and
- You know you're addicted to photoshop when..You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other. When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB" You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images. You start teaching your significa
- A husband comes home toA husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he demands. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job th
- For SaleFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
- If you are having sex with two woman and one walks in, what do you have?Divorce proceedings most likely.
- Joe always books two seats when he goes to watch a Chelsea game.That's one to sit in and one to throw when the fighting starts.
- THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".7. When you hear peopl
- A man in a hot air balloonA man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,” Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an h
- 4 BullfightersWhat do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.