Jokes - 5
- Is that your final answer?A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wi
- Yard Work Sign LanguageYard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'She replies by n
- Black EyeScoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
- Human Resources Memo!TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation
- PantyhoseQ. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!
- No HemorrhoidsWhy don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
- The treeThere once was a girl who loved goin up over the hills of her grandma's house. One day she was exploring and found a tree. This was no ordinary tree. It was a muffin tree. She loved muffins. She alwa
- Two nursury rymes re-madeJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some maruighuana Jack got high and dropped his fly so Jill said "Ooh I wanna!" Old Mrs. Stubbard went to the cubboard To get the dog a bone When she
- Punishment for GatesSatan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good
- Avoid While Waiting For DateThings Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.9. Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.8. Go into a lengthy story about how you had