Jokes - 4
- BabiesThree women a brunette, a woman with jet black hair, and a blonde were pregnant and at the doctors' office to find out the sex of their babies. The nurse called for the brunette and she went into the
- Guardian AngelA man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
- National AnthemWhat does a blond think the last 2 words of the national anthem are? Play ball!
- Hannibal Lecter 'n' BritneyWhat does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters.
- BeachGoldie, a recently widowed older Jewish lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Seven Springs. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearb
- Hooker in TexasThis guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker he meets says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas." "Sure," he says and they were off to the nea
- THREE TEXAS SURGEONSThree Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I
- Best Kept SecretAt a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.' 'I don't know about that,' answered a b
- Donuts?Q: What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of cheerios? A: Oh look, donut seeds!
- Who's On First For the Next Generation!George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. Georg