Jokes - 3
- A little boy did not go to school one day...A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull". "How disgusting" said the teacher "I am sure yo
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. Th
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made myhomework paper into a p
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich
- A little periodThe kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher
- One of my first evenings back from overseas...One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed her little sis
- Fun fun fun worry worry worryA teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see. Fun period fun period fun
- Wear your collar backwardsJohnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"The priest says, "Because I'm a father."Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her ch
- From Us...The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises her hand. Well sweetie, what does "ILU" mean? The lit