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- Question answerWho won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied! Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always
- The tasks and chores thatThe tasks and chores that get rewarded, get done first.
- Heaven playing sportsSt. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select t
- Nature is a mother.Nature is a mother.
- Question answerWhy should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I c
- If you are asked toIf you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
- The baseball demandsTop Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od'ed on O.J. Simpson co
- Canada Bill Jones's Motto:Canada Bill Jones's Motto: It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
- An extremely loyal fanThere was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thi
- Free advice costs nothing untilFree advice costs nothing until you act upon it.