Jokes - 10
- If you want to beIf you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.
- Every solution breeds new problems.Every solution breeds new problems.
- Ginsberg's Theorem: 1. YouGinsberg's Theorem: 1. You can't win. 2. You can't break even. 3. You can't even quit the game.
- It may be that yourIt may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- A memorandum is written notA memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
- The chaos in the universeThe chaos in the universe always increases.
- He who hesitates is probablyHe who hesitates is probably right.
- If builders built buildings theIf builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
- There is nothing so habit-formingThere is nothing so habit-forming as money.
- A bird in the handA bird in the hand is dead.