Jokes
- Murphy's nartial lawsMurphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through th
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
- Pathetic loser giving away his passwordsThis is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent hi
- Your mommayour mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles everyone says there goes betty crocket
- Cork radio competitionA radio station is holding a competition for a trip to hawai. Somebody rings up , tells them a word that isn't in the dictionary and then puts it in a sentence. This is how it went First caller: Hi
- The queens legs!!!!!1Once there where 3 men one from Australia one from England and one from USA. The 3 guys had opened a pub in irland and they were choosing a name for it. The Australian guy said what about the aussies
- Your mama is so fat............Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
- Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
- Yo mamayo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said the one on the roof.