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Adult Jokes - 5
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- The lazy hubbyA husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix t
- Mother Knows BestJohn invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his
- Rodeo SexHave you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"? Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister ha
- A Pair of ShoesThis married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with
- VirginQ. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float.
- Behind the HedgeThis man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself. To his and the
- The ladder to success!A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and homely looking
- New Barbie DollHave You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
- TrainA man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the
- SneezesA man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom...so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, an