WakaFun

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop and asks for a white dress.
"You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk, "you've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin." Says the Bride

"Impossible!" says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not." The Bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk about it.
"My second husband was a Gynaecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it.
"My third husband was a stamp collector ... God, I miss him."