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Sexuality Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Bashing Blondes!Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to
- Odd One OutQ: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman? A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!
- Voodoo DickOnce upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not be home all of the time, he often worried about his wife's faithfulness. He
- TV RubbishI absolutley hate sex on the television..... I keep falling off!
- DonorsA man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm
- Twice A DayThis guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with m
- What Appointment?One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointmen
- Theory of the StorkTwo different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they
- 99 CondomsA guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please." Wi
- Need A Muscle RelaxantThis guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to