Relationship Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- The Honeymoon's OverWhen the couple returned from their honeymoon it was apparent to everyone that they weren't speaking to each other. The best man took the groom aside and asked him what as wrong. The groom answered,
- Corner StatueHaving a good time in bed with her lover, the woman suddenly heard her husband entering the house. She told her lover to stand in the corner where she quickly rubbed oil all over him, then dusted him
- No More SexAfter being married for many years, an elderly, very loving couple is shocked when the woman's doctor tells them she has a serious heart condition which could kill her at any time. She is to avoid str
- Hot BathWhy is marriage like a hot bath? . . . . . . . . . . . Because once you get used to it, it's really not so hot.
- Running Them OffMarg and Sam invited a couple over for a evening of bridge. "Sam," Marg said, "this is the last couple that will ever accept an invitation to come to our house. If you dare to do anything to offend t
- Trouble RememberingHaving problems remembering things, an elderly couple went to their doctor to make sure there was nothing wrong with them. After examining them, the doctor told them that physically they were fine, bu
- Someone May See UsA young man takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together for the evening. When they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Honey, how about giving
- Effects of ViagraA woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Maybe some bacon and eggs and a slice of toast? What about a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?" The husband declines. ""It's
- Collecting SnailsA wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she di
- Tent PoleJim woke up one morning and turned over to his wife's side of the bed, but she had already gone downstairs to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. Fearful of spoiling 'the moment' by getting up, he calle