Jokes - 9
Computer
How do you tell that a blonde has been at a computer?
There is lipstick on the joy stick! Potential vs Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, andIron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back." Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.
Clean Restrooms
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms. How many?
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb????
A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs? Chair
A man and wife are out shopping one day.
The wife turns to her husband and says; "Darling it's my mum's birthday tomorrow what shall we get her? Perhaps something electric?"
"A chair?" replies tMother-In-Law
The Dean from the University of Northern Colorado was a victim of a hit and run.
He was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.
"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong. Crime Pays
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up
a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on th
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