Jokes - 9

  • Computer
    How do you tell that a blonde has been at a computer? There is lipstick on the joy stick!
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  • Potential vs Reality
    A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and
    Adult :: Men & Women0
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  • Iron Phone
    A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "They called back."
    Misc :: Blonde0
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  • Rejection Lines
    10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.' 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.
    Adult :: Men & Women0
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  • Clean Restrooms
    On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
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  • How many?
    Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb???? A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?
    Misc :: Light Bulbs0
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  • Chair
    A man and wife are out shopping one day. The wife turns to her husband and says; "Darling it's my mum's birthday tomorrow what shall we get her? Perhaps something electric?" "A chair?" replies t
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  • Mother-In-Law
    The Dean from the University of Northern Colorado was a victim of a hit and run. He was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!"
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  • YMCA
    What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.
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  • Crime Pays
    An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on th
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