Jokes - 9
- St. Peter & Three Men At Heaven's GateThree men die, and they are in heaven before St. Peter. St. Peter questioned each man: St. Peter (to the first man): "What is your IQ?" First man: "210." St. Peter: "Wow! That's really hig
- Football Player MathA football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have
- The Politically Correct National Football LeagueThe Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its name changes and schedules for the upcoming season: The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall Peop
- A little boy learning about sexOne day a little boy and his father were walking through the park and they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks, "Daddy, what are they doing?" His father replies, "Umm... they're making pup
- One day there were two boys playing by a streamOne day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys was lingering over by a bush. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long, so he walked over to t
- Why Is The Head Larger Than The Shaft?In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than
- The best toast of the nightJohn O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went h
- MURPHY goes into the confessionalMURPHY goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I had an affair with a woman. . . almost." The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?" MURPHY says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbe
- United Airlines customer serviceAn award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded
- Tough womanA sheep herder made it in to San Antonio, Texas, after 10 years in the bush. He found a saloon and approached the bar tender. He told the bartender "I need a woman." The bartender said, "There