Jokes - 8
- Silver DildoThis guy who owns a porno shop and has his friend watch the store while he runs some errands. While the owner is away, in walks this red head lady. She walks up to the counter and asks, "How much for
- Advice For The Night OutIt's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and i
- The Computer MouseOne day, a blonde and a brunette were talking on the phone. Then the brunette says, " I have to go get a new mouse for the computer. My mouse isn't running good." Since the blonde hates mice. she goes
- MarriageA typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any h
- You're no good!A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed, either," and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes
- Sensitive ManA woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is c
- QuestionsA little boy comes home from school and asks his mother what a pussy is. The boy's mother gets out a dictionary and shows him a picture of a cat. The boy then asks his mom what a bitch is. The mother
- What's Black and blue......?Q: What's black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
- Very Angry WifeA man left for work one Friday afternoon, but since it was payday, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck instead of just going straight home. When he
- MirrorQ: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.