Jokes
- EMMIE- IM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL THIS YEAR. MUM- WHY NOT EMMIE-BECAUSE LAST YEAR THE TEACHER SAID TREE PLUS SEVEN MAKES TEN THEN HE SAID...
- Yo mammayo mamma so fat she has her own zip code.
- Bar drinkin recordThere is a American guy, a German guy, and Santa Claus. The american guy walks int he bar and says what is the bar drinkin record. The bartender says 0. The american guy says give me 50. He drinks the
- Impossiblewhich athletic jumper can jump higher than the moon
- what do you throw a drowning black man? the rest of his family
- A seaQ: How do you cut the sea in haif? -------------- A: with a sea saw!
- YO MOMMAyo mommas head is so big that she uses a whole matress for a pillow
- My cousins car accidentso my cousin lives down in Georgia, red neck back woods georgia. and he was driving his pick up truck one day and he hit two black guys crossing the road. One black guy flew right through his windshie
- Barso a guy walks into a bar
- The black servant and the white masterthere was a white man living in a house with a black srevant.the white man always tell the black man that in other to make his pronounciations clear, he should not add the letters like h when pronounc