Jokes - 50
- What do a woman and a rug have in common?What do a woman and a rug have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for years.
- Women fight one bird with anotherHowsabout the guy who convinced women to fight one bird with another. He'd tell em, "The best way to keep the stork at bay is with a swallow."
- Champagne plassen's Avonds laat komt een man van zijn werk. Hij is in z'n mooie wagen op weg naar huis. Plotsing moet hij uitwijken voor een overstekende kabouter. Maar dat lukt hem maar gedeeltelijk. Hij remt en stap
- Pakje condooms van de drogisterijEen jongen loopt een drogisterij binnen en vraagt om een pakje condooms. De drogist vertelt dat condooms komen in pakjes van 3, 9 en 12 en vraagt welke de jongen wilt hebben. De jongen antwoord: "Ik g
- The creation of EveAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion
- The rabbi and the punkerA young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes
- What models do when their plane crashesNaomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to
- Why do women have babies?Q. Why do women have babies? A. Because it hurts and they deserve it.
- God finds Adam in the garden of Eden smoking a cigaretteGod descends down into the Garden of Eden to look into Adam and Eve. He finds Adam relaxing agains a tree smoking a cigarette. "Hello Adam," says God. "How's things?" "We've just had sex," says Adam
- Les changements dans une relationLe temps qui passe... Six semaines Je t'aime Six mois Mais oui, je t'aime Six ans Si je ne t'aimais pas, il y a longtemps que je me serais tire! Six semaines Bonsoir, mon amour