Jokes - 5
- RazorsA couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that s
- Software UpgradeDear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated
- Seminars for Women II1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before. 2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits. 3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes
- Black EyesA guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. "What happened, my child?" "I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in
- The Afternoon DriveOne day an elderly couple was out for an afternoon drive and had to stop for gas. Attendant: " Would you like me to check the oil?" Wife: "What did he say?" Husband: "He wants to know if I want
- Blonde and BrunetteA blonde and brunette jump off a cliff at the same time. Why did the brunette hit the floor before the blonde?
- Shaping Up For A Good ExcuseSHAPING UP FOR A GOOD EXCUSE A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser
- True BlondeA young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and scr
- RouletteThe beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing. "How should I bet?" she asked the man standing beside her.
- A LectureAfter a party, one man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 o'cl