Jokes - 49
- The future belongs to thoseThe future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt
- dead blonde in a closetWhat do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last years "hide and seek" contest.
- The following are only learned from college11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some! 12. Recycling becomes synonomous with laundry ("Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas...t
- A committee is twelve menA committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 133. Wear y
- It's lonely at the top,It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Merry ChristmasQ: What do you call three blondes sitting under a Christmas tree? A: Ho, Ho, Ho!
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 123. Every
- The two greatest causes ofThe two greatest causes of system failures are sysadmins and users. If you can keep both of these groups away from your machines, the reliab
- Ducharme's Axiom: If youDucharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.