Jokes - 48
- Horrible ColdJack was suffering with a horrible cold, so he went to see his doctor. His doctor prescribed some pills for him, but they didn't help. Back Jack went to the doctor the next day and this time he was g
- Strange GrowthA few days after returning from a business trip to the Far East, the man notices a strange growth on his penis. He visits several doctors and keeps getting the same response, "You were screwing around
- What a PredicamentWhile his wife was away, a man decided to paint the toilet. Arriving home sooner than expected, his wife used the toilet and got the seat stuck to her rear end. Totally distraught about what happened
- Rare Genetic DisorderA man noticed a growth coming out of the center of his forehead so he consults with a specialist. After examining him, the specialist tells him that he has a rare genetic disorder, what's happening is
- It's OrangeA man goes to see his doctor and explains to him that his penis has turned orange. After examining him, the doctor exclaims, "Goodness, in all the years I have been a physician, I have never seen any
- MattressesAt least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discounted every Presidents Day.
- Shopping For HillaryAttempting to make up for his bad behavior, Bill Clinton headed out to the store to purchase a gift for Hillary. Entering the store, he approached the attractive young salesgirl and said, "I would li
- To My Dear Spouse...O MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were cle
- Tongue TwistersA guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence, we
- Girl Talk With Chelsea & HillaryChelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to Chelsea, "My, my what a fine young lady you