Jokes - 47
- Just when you get reallyJust when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.
- Love HandlesDid you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
- Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papersCharles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
- All general statements are false;All general statements are false; think about it.
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 68. Stare a
- Thinking is hard work.Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
- Blonde at the gynoA middle-aged blonde goes to the doctor and says "Doc I have this really bad itch can you tell me whats wrong?" He examines her and says,
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 106. Keep a
- First Law of Procrastination:First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 24. Smile.