Jokes - 46
- Two managersTwo managers are going over their budget for the next year. After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Jane.
- Virgin bride has fourth weddingA woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk, "you've been married three times already." "Of course
- White House Q&AQ: What's the most important room in the White House? A: The Oral Office Q: How do you get a job in the White House? A: You have to pass an oral test.
- Why is email like a penis?WHY IS EMAIL LIKE A PENIS? Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it g
- Wet dream about Christmas treeThis married couple wakes up during the X-mas season. The wife says, "I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that our X-mas tree was decorated with dicks and on top was the biggest, hardest,smoothest dic
- 12 Black males as juryWhy did the attorney seek 12 black males to serve as the jury? He wanted to make sure the jury would be hung
- What did the sign at the movie theater in Alabama say?What did the sign at the movie theater in Alabama say? "Children under thirteen not admitted unless accompanied by their husbands"
- It''s all goneA man complaining to a friend "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman.... then....POW!!!!.... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh
- Bigamy and monogamyAccording to some people, bigamy and monogamy are the same thing: One wife too many.
- A Blowjob - Your Wife - An Egg - Your Meat Which one doesn''t fit?A Blowjob - Your Wife - An Egg - Your Meat Which one doesn't fit? A Blowjob : You can beat your wife. You can beat an egg. You can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blowjob!