Jokes - 46
- Beauty is only skin deep,Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone.
- You might be a college student if . . .33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room
- Commit suicide. A hundredCommit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 163. Tell y
- The probability of anything happeningThe probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
- MIT course evaluation resultsThese are actual student evaulation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation guide in the fall semester of 1991. "This class was a re
- Early to rise and earlyEarly to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 96. Buy a M
- Confession is good for theConfession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
- You might be a college student if . . .5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.