Jokes - 43
- Why do bagpipers walk when they play?Why do bagpipers walk when they play? To get away from the noise.
- How do you get a guitar to play softer?How do you get a guitar to play softer? Give him a sheet of music.
- What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common? When you plug them in, they both suck.
- How many soundmen does it take to change a light bulb?How many soundmen does it take to change a light bulb? One, two, three... one, two, three...
- Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?" "Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."
- Tiger Woods in IrelandOn a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical
- What's Irish diplomacy?What's Irish diplomacy? The ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he'll look forward to making the trip.
- Why'd God invent Whisky?Why'd God invent Whisky? So the Irish would never rule the world.
- Christmas gift"So, have you figured what to buy the Missus for Christmas?" asked Brady. "I, sure have, she decided it for me," answered Paddy. "She said she wanted something with diamonds in it, so I've bought h
- What's the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish wake?What's the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish wake? One less drinker!