Jokes - 42
- Why Did the Squirrel Cross the RoadWhy did the squirrel cross the road? Because it was NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MidgetThere Is an old lady who lives in a 14 story hotel. She lives on the 14th floor. Every morning, she goes down into the lobby, gets cereal and goes on a walk. On mornings when it is raining, she uses t
- What AmimalWhat amimal walks with its feet on its head?
- RoosterWhy did the rooster cross the road? To fuck the chicken.
- ElephantWhy did the elephant cross the road?
- CouchYo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
- BarbershopA guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "Well, I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and
- School BusYo momma is so fat she was runing in the street with a yellow raincoat and the kids thougth they mised the bus.
- not a jokenot a joke
- TiggerWhy does Tigger smell so bad? Cause he's always hanging out with Pooh.