Jokes - 41
- My Glasses!An elderly couple were on a road trip and stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. They finished their lunch and it wasn't until they were back on the highway that the old woman realized she had le
- I Won!The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He answered it and listened intently. After a brief moment, his face lit up with a smile. He hung up the phone and immedia
- Read the SignsOne Christmas, a parent decided that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother did not receive acknowledgments of the generous check
- Indian GreetingAn old Indian is standing on the corner, when an attractive young woman passes by. The Indian raises his hand in greeting, and says, "Chance!" The same thing happens several days in a row. The woma
- Keep It!A radical feminist gets on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. "Here we go again," she thinks to herself. "Yet another man attempting to keep up the customs of a patriarc
- FidelityFidelity "You could use your old computer to shop for a new computer online. But that seems kind of cruel, doesn't it? Like asking your dying spouse if he or she has any cute friends." - Scott Ost
- Secret of a Long MarriageA married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded, "When we
- Where's You Bin?A woman and her lover are in bed, when there's a knock on the door. She says, "It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this." She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and, smiling sweetly, says to
- Clean Lines"Cleanliness is next to Godliness" Why do they say that? I looked it up in the dictionary, "goggles" is next to "godliness"; cleanliness is next to claustrophobia.
- Word ForThere are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.