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- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 71. Give ea
- Like GSTQ: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. Q: What is 74 to
- Creditors have better memories thanCreditors have better memories than debtors.
- You might be a college student if . . .8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
- To err is human.To err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.
- The more an item costs,The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
- If something is done wrongIf something is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.
- Defeat is worse than deathDefeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
- Experiments should be reproducible.Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
- Butter and BlondeQ: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.