Jokes - 4
- PregnantWhat two things in the air can make a blonde pregnant? Her Legs
- Women Bashing QuestionsHow many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open by the time she brings it to you. Why are women's feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink. How much does it cost to
- Blondes & SantaA dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde's car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa Claus' reindeer ran away. Wh
- The JobA blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few days later, she came to a man who needed someone.
- Trucker versus the BlondeA trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in front of him almost making him get run off the road. Enraged
- LightbulbHow many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, blondes usually screw in cars!
- TurtlesA blonde is like a turtle. If either one is on their back, they are screwed!
- TrueHow many blonde jokes are there? One. The rest are all true stories.
- Blonde DriverWhy did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on.
- Blondes Go FishingTwo blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow." The next day, w