Jokes - 33
- GovernmentiumThe recent hurricane and gasoline issues helped prove existence of a new element. In early October [2005] a major research institution announced discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
- Moon WalkQ: How does a blonde moon walk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
- No GlassesSoon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y
- Difficult PuzzleA man was walking down a street when he sees a blonde couple who looked extremely happy. He goes up to them and asks: "Why are you guys so happy?" The couple says "We just finished a puzzle tha
- Alphabet!Blond: Daddy! I know my alphabet! Dad: That took you 5 yaars! Blond: I know, but now I know my ABD's!
- Oh, HoneyA women said to her boyfriend "Oh, honey... are we doing anything this weekend?" Her boyfriend on the other side of the room said "Yeah, of course" The woman said "Oh, honey. That's great! What are we
- Duh!!!She Was So Blonde She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
- Playing With the DogThe veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. "You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try playing a game of fetch with him." "I can't play fetch wit
- The IslandThere were three blondes stranded on an island. They were left with one bottle of water, so the decided to have thirds of the bottle. The next day, the bottle is lying empty next to one blonde,
- Bush's Press Conference Agenda1. Wake up and stumble in the room 40 minutes late. 2. Blame all of the problems in America on 9/11 and Iraq. 3. Pronounce "nuclear" right. 4. Publish my dog's sequel. 5. Show off my awesome go