Jokes - 3
- Why Isn't God Helping Us?Why isn't God helping us? Some people ask this question. Well, here's an answer. Billy Graham's daughter was being interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let someth
- Says It All!Pythagorean Theorem - 24 words. Lord's Prayer - 66 words. Archimedes' Principle - 67 words. 10 Commandments - 179 words. Gettysburg Address - 286 words. Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.
- Silly SusieLittle Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" she asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
- Pringle StoryDon't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat. I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. The whole fu
- A SmellescopeA young professor and his friends made a telescope that you could smell things with. When the inventers put it to test, they had people use it. During one of the tests, a 5th grader told them, "Don't
- Doctor's Poker Game...A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the fa
- Real FriendsReal friends are those who, when you think you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
- Little WillyLittle Willy was a chemist; Little Willy is no more - For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4. Little Willy played with dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite. Curiosity never pays, It raine
- A FriendIf you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you -the next time he's in need.
- Miss BeatriceMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she show