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- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- Kiss without touching lipsJohn said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossib
- The transferThe boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
- 99 Blonds and 1 BrunetteThere are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still
- Tight SkirtWhy does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep her legs closed
- Bad DayHow do you know a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she's looking for her pencil.
- WomenQ: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They
- Divine Secrets of the YAYA Sisterhood1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your st