Jokes
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- The VoododickA man walked into a sex shop and asked" I would like the best viabrator you have got. The man behind the counter replys" i have just what your looking for" and dashes behind the counter. He hops back
- 99 Blonds and 1 BrunetteThere are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
- Kiss without touching lipsJohn said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary. "That's impossib
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- The transferThe boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
- Lovers QuarrelA husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Eve
- NewlywedsA typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle
- Changes In MarriageWhen you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all time When you are dating..... He takes you out to