Jokes - 15
- If an experiment works, youIf an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
- Good CookQ: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
- The 5 P's : PreparationThe 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
- Mystery WriterQ: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook.
- Common sense is not soCommon sense is not so common.
- Pizza CuttingQ: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve p
- Arnold's Laws of Documentation:Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for usele
- If it is worth doing,If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for money.
- Aiming for the least commonAiming for the least common denominator sometimes causes division by zero.
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 57. Take yo