Jokes - 14
- Good advice is something aGood advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
- Any issue worth debating isAny issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.
- You remember to mail aYou remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.
- Automatic simply means that youAutomatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
- Zymurgy's First Law Of EvolvingZymurgy's First Law Of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
- Real programmers write readable code,Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
- Little HolesQ: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
- There has been opposition toThere has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
- It is later than youIt is later than you think.
- Wear A CondomQ: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.