Jokes - 13
- Becker's Law: It isBecker's Law: It is much harder to find a job than to keep one. - Jules Becker & Co. (Becker goes on to claim that his law permeates industr
- Leftover nuts never match leftoverLeftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of theHarrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
- How to break the nose of a blonde.Q: How do you break a blonde's nose? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
- Efficiency is a highly developedEfficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
- The least experienced fisherman alwaysThe least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
- If you do something rightIf you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
- Trip To The DesertA red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for survival. The red-head brought water.
- The best way to makeThe best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
- Revenge of the blondesQ: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?