Jokes - 11
- Unless absolutely essential, borrowing toUnless absolutely essential, borrowing to buy a depreciating asset is dumb.
- Doctor, DoctorOne day this Blonde walked into her doctors office. "Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back." "Well let me take a look.
- Golden Rule Of Arts AndGolden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
- Producing a system from aProducing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's frozen.
- The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge)What is black, blue, red, and brown? A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke. What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?
- Don't blame me; nobody askedDon't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.
- The Y2K Blonde!Blonde secretary's memo to her boss: TO: My Boss FROM: Blondie SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2K I hope that I haven't misundersto
- The paperless office will becomeThe paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
- Never eat prunes when youNever eat prunes when you are famished.
- When you dial a wrongWhen you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.