Jokes - 10
- SpoonA blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'' The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
- Gas GrillA couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt
- Medieval Pick-Up Lines- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?" - "Been there, slain that." - "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like thi
- What Women Can & Cannot Wear To A PoolA few rules for what women can and cannot wear at a private pool. 1) Thongs are encouraged... however only if certain conditions are met. 1A) There must be a direct correlation to the amount of
- What Do I Look Like?A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?
- JugglersQ) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
- Ask Me No QuestionsWoman: Honey, do you love me? Man: Ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies! Woman: Do I look fat in this? Man: Ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies! Woman: Did you enjoy the meal? Man: A
- Because I'm Blonde?A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
- NCAA BasketballHow many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one - but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
- Smart guysQ: Who isn't an idiot and doesn't talk gibberish? A: Anyone who isn't blond!